Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
When I'm alone in my room & my favorite song comes...
youandcats: sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE
mylovely5idiots: He’s Just so How do you not just wanna I mean just look at him i Just wanna ugh
When someone tries to confiscate my drink at a...
When I'm forced to play nice with someone I loathe...
my-rainy-days: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
I'm completely over it.
vcafferyl: You think you find someone great and then they decide to become a fucking player man slut. Starting to think something’s wrong with me.
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
When I see the new girl my old hookups hooking up...
When my food takes forever to come and then they...
When the RA stops by with a noise complaint
fitter2bequicker: stfuandlift: f1ghtingformylife: fit-jesus: letusbecomehealthy: This girl knows what she’s doing!! How fun :D Me at the gym I would have so joined in. What are you people doing! the only person IN THE WORLD that doesn’t look pathetic using the cardio machines lol. me included The video stopped but I want more! Lol
When someone wont stop talking about how awesome...
My game with guys